LET'S DO IT.

// RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag [insert number here] friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name. //

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kyle Needs a Nickname Contest. Every emerging star needs a good nickname. And Kyle is no different. Frankly, every attempt we've heard so far has either been lame or already used by another athlete. ((Yeah, what kind of nickname can you give Kyle?))

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kyle looks like a rather fetching cross between Jessica Simpson and Tori Spelling. ((Now Google's making fun of me. Nice.))

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Arizona Senator Kyle Says Obama Can Be President Because Snopes.com Says So!! ((Just....wtf))

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: My name is Kyle MacDonald and I traded one red paperclip for a house. ((Dumbass. I traded at least four paperclips for my house.))

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kyle does the Cadbury Gorilla Ad! ((I'm not getting the best results, am I?))

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Everything Kyle Hates – Since 2004! The often imitated, never duplicated, still growing, WORLD FAMOUS list! ((That'd be a good one.))

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kyle asks his father if the Tooth Fairy is real. When he doesn't the the answer he wants, Kyle starts questioning reality. ((A South Park plot? Real original, Google.))

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kyle gets a noodle and goes crazy. ((I laughed.))

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: kyle is gay, really gay. Kyle's dumb page. ((Fuck you, Google.))

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Watch Kyle eat children videos, video clips & video blogs! ((Oh yeah, I could totally go for a heaping plate of children videos.))

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kyle wears a smile. ((Hellz yeah I do.))

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Kyle was arrested for O.W.I. while driving a moped. That's right: A moped. ((THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES. A MOPED.))

I dunno, I had fun with it. I look forward to a couple watchers bouncing back with it.